Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...