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Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...