What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...