Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...