Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...