Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...