Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...