Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...