Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...