Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...