Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...