A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...