Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...