Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.