Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....