Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!