Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...