Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...