The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
He simply croaked!
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Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....