Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...