What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...