Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...