Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.