Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”