Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...