Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...