Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...