Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...