A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...