The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...