Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...