Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...