Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!