beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Digger Phelps quotes
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Investment counselor
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In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...