How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...