The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...