Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...