Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...