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Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
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What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...