Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...