yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...