First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...