The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...