Car Acronyms
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HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
He was de-lighted!
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If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...