Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...