Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...