Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...