Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...