An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...