Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill