60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Outrageous lying
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Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Lawyers take everything
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Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...